From: margareteporter@yahoo.com
Subject: possable lawsuite

chris ensill,
i recently went through my sons internet explorer history of websites that he had visited lately and found he had been visiting your web site ensellitis.com one of the stories posted on your website had the word sh*t in it it was the link of http://www.ensellitis.com/?p=6 i dont apprecate my son being able to see filthy curse words like that. please remove it and any other curse word you have on your site it will make it better it seems like a great site but the curseing really ruins it for me and other parents. if you do not remove these urse words i will contact the fbi and a lawer and sue you for my son learning this word from your site. we are catholic and do not wish to read that. pleease respond as soon as you can so maybe we can resolve this.

sincerely,
margarete porter

Dear Margarete,
I always enjoy a good challenge,such as trying to read emails with a 90% lack of any shape or form of grammar. Hold on my waffles are finished cooking… … … Sorry, I like to make waffles from scratch, since you are apparently a house wife, I will let you in on a little cooking secret, go to church, and when you get the body of christ, spit it out, do that until you get about a 1/4 cup of it, then throw that in the mix. I call them Jesus Waffles, yum yum. Now, back to your email… I always enjoyed it when my parents would sneak into my room and pry into my personal life. However, being a member of Store Herbs In Tupperware (Or sh*t), I can not remove the “words” as you call them. sh*t has taught myself, as well as other members of sh*t, that you should never edit posts, sh*t has many rules against this. sh*t also teaches that sh*t members should help out non-sh*t members in as many sh*ty ways as possible. These Jesus waffles are so good, I have a little blood of Jesus, to wash it down, yum. So I am going to use my sh*t contacts to get a hold of the FBI for you. Here it is, abuse@fbi.gov. The sh*t president (We call him sh*t master) got that for me, so please contact the FBI for me, I am to busy with sh*t. the lawsuite will be fine, but seriously, unless you are going to invite all of sh*t, I just need a single. Maybe with a mini bar so I can drink until satan comes up from Alabama and plays the fiddle with me. I am glad to see a woman takes the time to keep her son from seeing any form of cursing words, sh*t is completely against children being involved with the real world, sh*t is currently involved in a campaign to never let children see the light of day until they turn 40. I can play the fiddle really good.I look forward to hearing more from you.

Cordially,
Chris EnsEll
Director of sh*t