I saw a great post by Tech Wench, and I thought it was a great idea, so I thought I would do something along those lines… So I am going to do 20 things to piss people off, and call a few people out.
- Don't bitch about your job, if you don't like it quit…
- If you are younger then 20, don't bitch about how much your life sucks… "Oh, my girlfriend broke up with me, my life is over!" Shut the fuck up.
- You are an admin, so get off your ass and do something. Coming up with one shitty idea every week is NOT being an admin, it's being an annoying bastard wasteing away his life watching Lost…
- If you think you are ugly, guess what, you are.
- If you are old, and can't see over the streering wheel, quit fucking driving.
- If you are 16-20, quit driving like an idiot then tell me "I know what I'm doing, I have been driving for a long time", yeah? Shut the hell up, how could you have been driving for a long time? You barely went through puberty!
- Stop playing your music so loud, I don't want to hear it. Especially my assholes of neighbors…
- I smoke, if you don't like that, go away. If you tell me I should quit, I will rip off your face and wear it as a hat.
- People working at fast food joints should be required to speak understandable english, or be deported.
- Don't claim you do a service for bloggers when you ban them because the use a competitors service.
- I fart, deal with it.
- I pick my nose and flick it… Bitch about it and expect one to hit your forehead.
- If you emailed me, and never got a reply, I am either to busy to reply just this second, or your email annoyed me and I deleted it.
- Don't ask me the same question over and over again. I won't answer, and am probably sharing your stupidy with several others and having a good laugh.
- Your uneducated opinion makes you look like a retard on a skateboard.
- Skateboarders, don't think that skating in front of me will make me stop or swerve… I'll hit you then blog about how good it felt.
- If I don't know what I am talking about, I listen to others or research… You should consider doing the same, if you choose not to, see #15.
- If I ignore you, I don't like you.
- Religion is stupid and a waste of time.
- I choose to keep my mouth closed because I doubt you would understand me if I were to call you out… Because you are retarded.
- This is #21, because I don't give a shit.
- And I am going to take #22 direct from Tech Wench's list, because I couldn't say it better: This is my site. I pay for it. I will write whatever the hell I want. Only my opinion counts. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
