Started drinking mountain dew when I was about 13.

I am 21 now.

So let’s figure from birdthday to birthday…
That would be 8 years… 96 months… And if we just go with an average of 30 days a month, 2880 days.

Since the age of 13 I have been drinking ATLEAST 6 12oz. cans and 2 20oz. bottles a day. Except bootcamp, which was 9 weeks. So that brings the total number of days down to 2817. While living in Alaska I didn’t have any, and that was about 4 months. So now we are at 2697 days. And for good measure, let’s take 200 days away, for days I was sick, in route somewhere, or just plain didn’t have any. Keep in mind that this is based on averages. THere were somedays I would drink more, and somedays that I would drink less, and I’m sured I missed a day or two when I didn’t have any at all. So, we have 2497 days of Mountain Dew Drinking…

That would be:
14982 12oz.
4994 20oz. Bottles
279664 Total oz.
2184.875 Gallons
If I saved all the bottles and cans and got the $0.05 deposit on them, I would have $998.80

I have drank enough Mountain Dew to fill some nice sized swimming pools… Now try to tell me I shouldn’t be the new Mountain Dew Spokesman…